Welcome to a new edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

It's easy and fun to play: Just come up with the best caption(s) for the photo below! Our subject this...

A woman claiming to be David Hasselhoff's girlfriend says she plans to sue the star for domestic abuse, even though he claims they've never even met.

These things happen when you are an...

Lauren Froderman doesn't just think she can dance.

The 18-year old cheerleader is certain of it after being crowned the Add new comment

Ke$ha and Rihanna performed together at Madison Square Garden this week, putting on a show for fans and causing the THG staff to debate:

Hmmm... who would we rather get to know more...