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Monday, 13 June 2011 |
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Bridezillas. Both the show and the actual phenomenon are something I’ve never seen but have heard plenty of stories about. Tonight marks the first night I have ever watched Bridezillas and the WE channel. Join me as I pop my cherry for some high quality lady programming.
It seems as if all the brides are plucked from the vibrant cast over at Jerry Springer since their vocabulary consists of a whole lot of four-letter words and y’alls.
Erica is up first and she is a whole lot of lady, and by lady I mean bipolar sailor mouth with a lot of sass and a lot of ass. Erica met her beau Will on Facebook when he thought she was someone else and accidentally friended her. Then he accidentally proposed. Then he accidentally married her. Then he accidentally impregnated her. Then he accidentally divorced her. Then he accidentally stopped paying child support. Then he accidentally took to the bottle. Then he accidentally started living on her couch and watching old reruns of Who’s the Boss.
Then there’s Jerry Springer alum Krystal. Just the spelling of her name gives you glaringly obvious hint of what her storyline is going to be like. Krystal and her mans, Scott, have been brought together by alcohol, the strongest most lasting bond of all time.
This series promises to be shocking, trashy and hilarious. Please follow me as I lose my lady programming virginity to some potty-mouthed bitches.
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